![]() I'm over 30 and I'm beginning to wonder if these bears know that and want to send me back to the can for each year I've been on this earth and to make me wonder why I'd ever been born. "Then came the initial 'run' which opened the proverbial flood gates. It started with the cramping, very akin to doing 1,000 crunches and then being forced to hold the 1001st crunch indefinitely. "Like a slow build-up of a Martin Scorsese film however, those bears were waiting for their baptism scene to destroy my insides. ![]() "I had to eat a pound of these little b*****ds after Man City must've thought they were playing American football the other week, and they lost to a team of Arsenal scrubs. Joshua said: "I sit here writing this review at 4am from my porcelain throne, a fixture you will become all too familiar with if you choose to eat these cute little bears from the pits of hell. The ingredient is safe for to eat, but can actually cause gas, bloating and diarrhea when consumed in large amounts - something which is evident in the Amazon reviews.Ī man named Joshua gave the sweets one-star and posted a particularly graphic yet hilarious review, comparing the aftermath to an iconic scene from Game of Thrones. While the gummy bears look innocent, they are made with a sugar substitute called Lycasin, which contains the sugar alcohol Maltitol.
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